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	<description>The Worst Thing Since Sliced Bread</description>
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		<title>Cabinetry of the Penis</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 05:06:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Reykjavik, Iceland, there is a small museum on a corner block of a moderately busy business district. Nestled between a multi-generationally owned tailor and a cliche candlestick maker, the museum housed the worlds finest and most dignifed samples of penis. In a single room, not much bigger than the cabin of a train car, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m PRO SOPA/PIPA&#8230;see the irony?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 20:18:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Malteca</dc:creator>
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		<title>A City&#8217;s Plight</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 21:38:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Malteca</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a city that could be your very own and just may have been, there was romance. This story isn’t about any lifelong love affair or summer fling. Henry Adams and Greta Mason Adams are still very much in love, though they no longer exist in our physical world. His father mined coal, his father’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Inspiration Dartboard</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 02:06:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Malteca</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As Grossly Overwritten Volume 2 continues it&#8217;s journey through time and space, inspiration comes from strange places. Here is a sample of the art you can come to expect as a standard in the modern works of Malteca literature.]]></description>
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		<title>The Labrador &amp; the Concierge</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 21:40:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Malteca</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I'll Be Fece'ing You Later Ol' Chap]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Men age differently than women. Women mature into young adults, from girldom to middle age, and then their transitionary period before the golden years, in an intrinsic and very dramatic way. Ladies with class hit menopause and either explode with discontent or go through middle-aged life solemnly, maintaining their keel. Conversely, most boyishly charming young [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Quest for Most Daft</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 17:48:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Malteca</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wake up, sleepy Internets. You will notice a slow trickle of amazing works of science appear at the times when you are already at your wits end. Yes, indeed, I&#8217;m referring to the reefer of wisdom that will be known as Grossly Overwritten Volume 2. Volume 1 achieved very little praise and attention, so why [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Rejection of a Publishers Rejection</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 02:01:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Malteca</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Listen, we aren&#8217;t talking about amazing works of fiction here. I write about poop and shit and balls, mostly. No fucking right-minded publisher would dare sniff me out unless I was already selling millions&#8230;pussies. This was easy bait as the publisher rep desperately made a plea on twitter for more submissions. This is a sign [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Clearing the Air</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2011 19:48:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Malteca</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;d like to nominate Mr. Eric Malteca as humanitarian of the year for breaking communicative injustice. It should be easier to tell someone that you gave them AIDS. Unfortunately, it is not. Enter the Fiverr.com and a life changing phone call. &#8230;and here&#8217;s the audio from the call:]]></description>
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		<title>How To Make Oatmeal</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 19:14:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Malteca</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Without mentioning that this was inspired by THE OATMEAL would be travestration.]]></description>
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		<title>Sit &amp; Speak</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2011 23:32:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Malteca</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Grossly Updated]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Keep an eye out next time you decide to drop a 2 in a public place. Your ass cheeks may be gracing the very same porcelain once sat on by the 200,000th best eBook author in the world. The sticker reads &#8216;Eric Malteca Pooped Here&#8217;.]]></description>
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