About the Author
The Internet is an all-too wonderful place. People will connect us to groups of amazing photos, videos, and such. Though, I feel slighted that nobody has discovered the true wonder of the douchey author photo. The somber stare or smug smirk, posed like a hemorrhoidal kangaroo perched on some sort of conquered nature. The ingredients are usually the same. Do it, Internet. Fulfill our need to exploit the plaid-shirted ego’s of academia.
A lot of people ask me if the stuff in my stories really happened. Some things did, and some didn’t. I took the liberty to grossly embellish when I felt it necessary, and modestly understate certain circumstances due to their sensitive nature. Why would you care, anyways? Just read and enjoy.
If you would like to send me something despicable, petty, or ridiculous, please don’t hesitate emailing me at grosslyoverwritten@writeme.com
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If you are an animal and just learning to surf websites, I have no interest in turning my farm over to you.
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Modestly understate circumstances due to their sensitive nature? I don’t believe that for a second. BTW, your illustrations are genius and I’m looking forward to their pairings with your “grossly” explored dict.
Wow…what an amazing body of work; I have no words (except for the ones I’m about to write). And the illustrations…impressive, to say the least, although the self portrait hardly gives your good looks justice! My personal favorite: the ball beards and vaj-kicking…wow. Can’t wait for more (I think).